"… The corners of Voldemort’s mouth curled upwards in a cruel approximation of a smile, and the snake-like eyes opened wide in satisfaction. "So, Potter," he hissed, "at last. It ends here." He raised his wand. “Crucio!” A low metallic note echoed in the empty hall, and ended in a low chunk. "I said CRUCIO!” A small grey box hovered over the Dark Lord’s outstretched wand. He bent down and, squinting, read the poorly typeset thin black text. "Microsoft Wand is running low on virtual memory. You may experience some problems implementing hideous curses. Please consider shutting down earlier curses before starting new ones."
“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t make you better. It’s just an ever-deepening, creepy-ass trap; a trap that is a huge moneymaker for corporations that do not have and never will have good intentions. You’re not disgusting. You’re not freakish. You’re not ugly. And you’re never going to be perfect. And holy shit, that is so okay.”—Jane from Casual Blasphemies, in an awesome post about Kirstie Alley
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